DOZY DON’S · THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL ARCADE
SO MUCH
WINNING.
Twelve games. Zero accountability. Victory declared anyway.
Opening the Office of Strategic Cartography…
Opening the Office of Strategic Renovation…
Power-ups & how to play
Move the podium with ← →, your mouse, or a horizontal drag. Space or a tap serves the taco. Your 90 seconds start on the first serve. You have three chances; with multiple tacos, a chance is lost only when the last one falls.
The newest podium effect replaces the previous one. Red and funded bricks: one hit, 40 points. Gold: three hits, 100 points plus 10 per earlier hit. Funded bricks sometimes collapse. Clear the wall, then hit the glowing service bell. Chicken Out opens a door and activates the bell immediately, but forfeits the 500-point courage bonus. Wins add 10 points per second left; project cost is just a joke counter.
THE WINNING, ON RECORD
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